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Mouth Demotivational Poster


HORSE COPS -




SILENCE IS GOLDEN -




TRUCKING - A lot of fun until someone drops their load on your cab.




BOREDOM - It can lead to this.


TAGS: snake freaky snake in mouth out nose black crazy disturbing wrong lol boredom
Rating: 3.58/5

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GreyScorpion - December 6, 2009, 3:19 pm
Whoopi needs to get a better agent


83RD ACADEMY AWARDS - OSCARS -




CONVICTION -


TAGS: there you go shooting your mouth off again
Rating: 4.97/5

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crankyhead - March 16, 2012, 2:20 am
5hotgun!
lgvernon - March 16, 2012, 1:30 am

Love it~~


RESIDENT EVIL 12 - Quick Jill grab the lantern while I shoot these zombie fish.




PREVENTION -




BIG MOUTH -




WHAT HAPPENS... - If this guy has to sneeze?




DEADPOOL: THE MOVIE - Don't f*ck this one up, Marvel!




SILENCE IS GOLDEN -


TAGS: duct tape gagged mouth silence
Rating: 3.93/5

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bricemara - January 14, 2012, 5:04 pm
shes done it twice
newbiel - December 17, 2011, 10:08 pm
LOL!!!
caveman - December 17, 2011, 4:22 am
Ok, this poster has already been done........ BY YOU!!!!!!!


CHILI - IT'S SO HOT, THAT YOUR MOUTH STARTS TO JERK OFF. -


TAGS: chili pepper jerk off fail mouth start roflcopter lol
Rating: 1.81/5
Marvin Wankerstein - November 16, 2009, 5:58 pm
That's not chili. Those are chiles.


PHOTOSHOP - Beacause it's just too fun giving people mustaches to leave it alone.




IMPACT -




TOO HARD - I think you chipped a tooth.




MILK -




PULL THE TRIGGER -


TAGS: put the bottle in your mouth and
Rating: 4.67/5

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spacedog - July 31, 2010, 1:13 am
Looks like they're both going topless. Nice one Face.


CALENDERS - Why they use WOMEN in them...makes sense doesn't it?




SCHOOL DAZED -


TAGS: such a bladder mouth
Rating: 4.61/5

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Reality Lord - October 7, 2010, 7:10 pm

pic to font to text...solid 5.
pzykosiz - October 7, 2010, 5:50 pm
classic. 5L's
Neener - October 7, 2010, 1:48 pm
Always liked that one.


FOOT IN YOUR MOUTH -




MOUTHFULL - It's all in there!




THE POPE CARD -


TAGS: pokemon day they say this cat pope is a bad mother shut your mouth im talkin bout the pope then we can dig it
Rating: 3.84/5

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sickartist - January 3, 2010, 6:35 pm
Who's the cat that won't cop out When there's danger all about? I sear I punched 5L but it only shows 4


TRUELY THANKFUL - for what I'm about to receive




LINGUISTIC EXPERTS -


TAGS: linguistic experts bj mouth god bless them motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.65/5

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RON - October 30, 2009, 11:52 pm
thx for votes and lil bit of time in toppies...I do love it...emotional and to the point. my grand daughter asked me...grandpa will that pic be on the internet forever? yes, honey...now go get me a beer sweetie...thanks luv.


THE INTERVIEW IS OVER - You're Hired Can You Start Immediately?


TAGS: mouth
Rating: 3.64/5

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fakename - December 25, 2009, 12:40 am
i spy a nipple!
rerun - December 20, 2009, 11:58 am

well, now we all know how she really got thet new Benz in the driveway.


TRUSTING A WOMAN -


TAGS: trusting woman ice mouth
Rating: 3.52/5

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Defence2501 - February 24, 2011, 7:08 pm
as long as its not "pop-rocks". stings way too much
rerun - October 6, 2009, 7:46 pm

altoids are better
Xazax - September 19, 2009, 12:18 am
FEELS AMAZING
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 12:15 am
I know, huh?


MALE HUMOR - The best kind of humor there is




DEFORMED FISH - when you catch fish like these, maybe you should change your fishing hole.




RESPECT - You'll never get it now.


TAGS: bottle mouth respect
Rating: 2.18/5

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DuDe - August 13, 2008, 5:08 pm
maybe not respect...but lots of dates


Big mouth -


TAGS: shark mouth ocean singing voice
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - November 2, 2013, 7:54 am
Heh, 5 toofers.
ughomer - November 2, 2013, 2:08 am
Superb, SD.
spacedog - November 2, 2013, 12:44 am
Thanks LG.
lgvernon - November 1, 2013, 8:58 pm

Great!!! 5Ls


THE PERFECT MARTINI -


TAGS: gin vermouth bad combination humor
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2013, 10:42 am
I agree. Who'd use gin in their martini? Vodka is to be used, and only Grey Goose, then add a shoot of vermouth, ice, and shake. Then pour into martini glass. Gin? Who told you gin? Yech! 5 drinks on me.


DECISIONS -


TAGS: mouth oral nag
Rating: 4.36/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 2:51 pm
Spoken like an engineer. 5L


DENIAL -


TAGS: denial batman kombat mouthwash
Rating: 3.52/5

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boeweizer - October 22, 2009, 2:03 am
and blue
jetgod - September 17, 2009, 12:42 am
And Sub-Zero, your balls are cold.


THE SNEEZE -


TAGS: common cold cover your mouth dumbass
Rating: 3.5/5

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Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 6:42 am
Gross, GS! Did anyone else think the caption would say something about Ron being sick?


Dear Mr. Tarantino -


TAGS: quentin foul mouthed violent psychotic tarantino
Rating: 3.2/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 18, 2014, 12:53 pm
Completely agree. I sometimes stumble upon my old rough drafts that I have posted and Facepalm myself. Lol!
GaryO - May 18, 2014, 6:38 am
Actually, I pretty much got it from the get-go, and nodded my head in agreement. But now, now after all this discussion, I somehow feel much better about my lackluster entries of late, and, well, everything in general. 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 18, 2014, 12:54 am
And yes, my edited copied does read, “foul-mouthED," and the comma isn't supposed to be there. I hate when I post the wrong poster.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 18, 2014, 12:48 am
CRAP! Posted the wrong copy! Augh! This was the rough draft. I do apologize that it detracted from the funny.
EmilioDumphque - May 17, 2014, 2:32 pm
Perhaps you meant "foul mouthED mind and borderline psychoSIS," Otherwise, I can't figure it out at all.
EmilioDumphque - May 17, 2014, 2:30 pm
"foul-mouth (comma) mind and borderline" etc. That makes no sense. You have started a separate thought with "mind and borderline psychotic..." It just doesn't "scan".
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2014, 12:57 am
As opposed to...?
EmilioDumphque - May 16, 2014, 8:56 pm
At least he can write a sentence that scans.


SMILE! -


TAGS: smile hands mouth
Rating: 2.42/5

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Debbie Downer - August 23, 2008, 1:25 am
I can't take that face at all !!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 22, 2008, 1:14 pm
If I was a dentist, I would.


RUSH LIMBAUGH - Let Him Invest in the Rams ...As Long As He Shuts His Mouth


TAGS: rush limbaugh big mouth
Rating: 1.92/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - October 23, 2009, 2:10 am
I'm fat, I don't care about Rush's weight, and I never did. I do think he's a deplorable one-dimensional mouthpiece, and he seems inherently nasty. People like him keep people like me out of the GOP and in libertarianism. Nothing to do with fat.
Awww... - October 22, 2009, 10:23 pm
It's so cute how, when Libbies diss Limbaugh, they always make sure to use an old (fat) picture...


PRACTICAL QUOTES - "She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket" (Raymond Chandler)




TALKING POINTS -


TAGS: open mouth insert foot
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - February 4, 2017, 2:23 pm
So true...unfortunately!
mizzdizz - January 5, 2017, 10:47 am
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Hurting to day due to weather. Thanks for making me laugh! This is oh so true!!!! ^!
concern3 - January 5, 2017, 6:31 am
Same goes for poster. But not this one it's excellent. UP yours


Recycling -


TAGS: pumpkin bin mouth hole
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - October 3, 2015, 1:41 pm
Halloween glory hole XD


PROVERBS -


TAGS: pzy proverb mouth open whore
Rating: 4.8/5

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mariand - February 5, 2013, 7:41 am
BANG!!!...bwahahaha...so damn true


POISON CONTROL CENTER - Might not help in this situation. Just sayin'




Bated Chewing -




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